virginitity:

*orders happy meal*

*not the toy i wanted*

*not happy*

(Source: sexgodbieber)

I’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

(Source: shotacatboys)

The Fault In Our Stars Quotes 

~ John Green

(Source: risarodil)

dr0p4ah0y:

I needed this on my blog again lol i die every single time.

(Source: youdorklol)

90% of conversations with me

  • me: who is that
  • me: what are you talking about
  • me: I don't know what that is
  • me: wait what
  • Teacher: You failed a test.
  • Me: You failed to educate me.

I’m tired of pretending I’m not messed-up.